Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Worker Without a Union...

My wack-job cousin, as regular readers know, is constantly needling me about my leftwing views. Recently she sent me an email she got from one of her fascist friends about the public sector union movement. It was the usual bullshit:

...the left seem to conflate private sector unions with those in the public sector, which obfuscates the real problem. I've not heard any outcry to dismantle private unions. But public employee unions are an entirely different problem ... a very large problem.
Without question state budgetary issues related to public union excesses have done as much as anything to create fiscal crises across the country. Public unions have deliberately and systematically worked to overcharge for their services by "negotiating" with the powers that be, resulting in fat salary and benefit packages and retirement plans...
And on and on in that vein. It's nothing new. I've been hearing this crap for 30+ years, how the greedy public employees who are lucky to have a job have been sucking up all the tax dollars, blah blah blah.

You can't reason with these people and it's best to ignore them.

Except I did send her back this little zinger:
A worker without a union is like a mouse in a roomful of cats negotiating what to have for lunch.
That kind of burnt her, I think, since she doesn't belong to a union and has been whining for years about how low her pay is, how fucked up her working conditions are, etc etc etc.

Snark. Take that.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to get into 2 private unions right now. Too bad the Esoteric Order of Tea-Baggers will come after them right after they're done killing public unions...

-WageslaveZ-

Farnsworth68 said...

TGG, are you a professional moron or just a talented amateur? I'm not going to waste my time on you except to remind you that the TARP program was signed into law in late 2008, by pResident George I-am-a-Wanker Bush (whom you probably voted for), and you idiots on the right can't even get your calendars straight, let alone your facts.
If you want to engage in a rational discussion, then get rational. But remember this: I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
--The F Man