More of Those Old Time Republican Family Values

Jesus, the hits just keep comin' at ya.

Larry Dale Floyd, 62, a Denton County, Texas, constable -- elected as a Republican, naturally -- is in jail in Colorado in lieu of $100,000 bail on charges of conspiracy and criminal intent to commit sexual assault on a child, pandering of a child, inducement of child prostitution, trafficking in children, criminal solicitation, solicitation for child prostitution and enticement of a child.

Wow, all of that over a little Internet "misunderstanding"...

Oh, and the intended victim? An eight-year-old girl.

Read the full story on the Dallas Morning News website and keep on electing those Republican perverts, redstate America.

God will be so proud of you when you're standing before those Pearly Gates, fumbling with your voter registration card and trying to figure out a way to change it to show "Democrat".

Too late.