OOO-WEE-OOO! Tinfoil Hat Time

Okay, students. Time to make your own tinfoil hat and settle back to wait for Armageddon:

If I recall correctly, Numerology is one of the "lost science" ideas of the Dark Ages (so called for a reason...), especially so since the advent of easily-available computer time (fellow geeks, do you remember the 70s?).

With a modern computer (I'm talking basic desktop now, not a Cray supercomputer), any hacker geek worth the title can come up with a combination of numbers based on the numerological "sciences" that will ultimately, with enough pushing, come down to...

666!

OMFG, it's the Number of the Beast!!!!!! Henry Kissinger? The Beast. Pepsi Cola? The Beast.

My favorite was, of course, Ronald Wilson Reagan. Ronald = six letters; Wilson = six letters; Reagan = six letters! Put 'em together and whattaya got?

666!!!

The fucking Number of the BEAST, right there in the fucking White House!!!!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeee-owwwwwwwwww! No no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!