Monday, February 26, 2007

Weekly "Bush Twins in Uniform" Watch

It has now been 1005 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services.

Why? Because they have other priorities. They are too busy partying down in Georgetown, Argentina and god-knows-where-else to show their support for the war by enlisting their chickenhawk-child selves into the military service, that's why.

And it's not just The Twins: NOT ONE SINGLE member of the extended Bush family has seen fit to volunteer for military service. Check out the Buzzflash analysis of the chickenshit Bush/Cheney crowd and see for yourself. There's even a photo taken in 2000 of the Bush family, complete with a whole lot of young fresh faces who seem to be of an age now to be eligible to enlist.

Bush and Cheney were cowards during Vietnam who allowed other men to go off to war and die in their place. Now the next generation is doing its part, sending their own peers off to die instead of them.

It's fucking disgusting, that's what it is.

Why can't they be like their royal counterparts in the UK? The British Royal Family, unlike the Bush Crime Family, has a centuries-long tradition of honorable military service. Prince Andrew was a combat helicopter pilot in La Guerre de las Malvinas (aka the Falklands War) and Prince Harry will soon be on his way to Iraq as a cavalry lieutenant.

The son of Senator John McCain has enlisted in the US Marine Corps. That means that as soon as he's done with his training, he's going to be on his way to The Sandbox. Now there's a role model right in their own political party for Jenna and Not-Jenna.

Will they follow him? The other Bush children? No, none of them will. They are all fucking cowards like Baby Doc Bush and Uncle Dick(less) Cheney.

As The Yellow Elephant continues to ask, "It's their war -- why aren't they fighting it?"

BTW, the twins are also still not pregnant with their own Snowflake Babies. If they can't join the service, the least they could do would be to get themselves impregnated with a couple of blastocytes that would otherwise go into the garbage. Remember what Farnsworth always says: Baste 'em, don't waste 'em.

1 Comment:

Jeff said...

Kudos to young McCain. To the elder McCain: thanks for your service, sir; but forget about being President.

The Repub. powers are just letting you fill up space for now, till it's time for the candidate they REALLY want: Jeb Bush.

None of the current candidates are lighting up the R base. Giuliani's leading in some polls, but only till they start tearing him down on his past. 9/11's all he's got.

But put the right VP choice up there -- Alabama's Bob Riley? -- and add in the Bush Family (tm) brand, and they'll line up at the voting booth.