War on Two Continents

Baby Doc has finally gotten parity with his Daddy's War -- the attacks in Somalia have managed to spread the War on Terra^TM to another continent, and the little fucker seems hell bent on creating another World War for himself, the "War Prezdint".

And every attack this country makes creates another recruiting event for Al Qaeda. And not only Al Qaeda but any of dozens of other Anti-American "terrorist" organizations, groups, scout troops, or ad hoc committees.

So now that he's spread it to Africa, what's next? Somewhere in Europe? How about Germany -- they have a lot of Islamic immigrants. Naw, not Germany, been there, done that, and besides, it'd be too hard.

I know, how about France? They have all those North Africans rioting in those suburban rings around Paris, ought to be easy to take out with a few well-placed nukes. And we don't like the French anyway.