Friday, August 25, 2006

Friday by the Numbers

Total American dead in the Iraq Illegal Occupation: 2500 2513 2532 2540 2546 2558 2571 2585 2597 2605 2619
Total coalition forces dead: 230
Total Iraqi Dead: 100,000+

Number of days since Baby Doc said he'd get Osama Bin Laden "dead or alive": 1809
Number of days since the illegal occupation of Iraq began: 1256
Number of days since "Mission Accomplished": 1218
Number of days between Pearl Harbor and the end of WWII: Only 1347
Number of days that the the Vice President has NOT shot a man in the face: 193
Number of days that the Bush Twins are still not pregnant with baste-'em-or-waste-'em Snowflake babies: 38.

It is still 899 days until the end of the BFEE Maladministration -- unless we impeach the whole sorry lot of the corrupt and criminal bastards.

Vote Democratic this fall!

3 Comments:

the cat said...

how's the thumb, or what's left.Sorry for the black humor.

Farnsworth said...

That doesn't happen until Sept 23. After that you can call me "Nine Fingers Farnsworth"...

Farnsworth said...

Mis-type. September 13.