Sunday, April 10, 2011

I've Been Nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature!

Who can believe it? I was actually nominated for a Nobel Prize. For Literature. Based on my sole literary output (so far), A Bad Attitude: A Novel from the Vietnam War!

What's that? You don't believe it?

Well, neither do I. But that claim, in the words of Arizona Senator John Kyl, was "not intended to be a factual statement".

And that, my friends (and you are my friends), is how you do it.

2 Comments:

double nickel said...

Nice. That also explains my elevation to sainthood.

Anonymous said...

That also explains me being nominated as Businessman of the Year by Forbes.

-WageslaveZ-