Sunday, March 01, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Gay? (Not that there's Anything Wrong With That...)

Ah, the wonders -- the miracle -- of Stumble. Do a Google search for "Jeff Christie" and see what you get.

It seems that our ole good buddy -- and of course one of my favorite whipping boys -- professional blowhard (I use the term advisedly--read on) fat-boy drug-addict draft-dodging chicken-hawk multi-millionaire and multi-married Rush Limbaugh was once fired from Pittsburgh radio station KQL, where he worked under the pseudonym of Jeff Christie, after soliciting ... gay sex!

It's also been widely reported that he had a brief but heated "affair" in college (before poor Rusty dropped out) with a guy named Elliot Sanders, who says that Limbaugh is so gay that he didn't -- couldn't -- consummate any of his four marriages; it's also fairly common knowledge that when Limbaugh worked in Sacramento radio, his friend and "mentor" was flamboyantly gay Norm Woodruff (who later died of AIDS).

There's a lot more circumstantial evidence out there. Naturally Rusty is claiming that it's all lies, made up by "liberals" who hate him and want him to fail. You know, like it was all lies when he was first accused of being a drug addict. Like it was all lies when it became public that an ingrown hair on his ass kept him out of Vietnam. Like it was all lies when ... well, you can fill in the blanks. His whole public persona is built up from a series of lies, untruths, half-truths and prevarications.

Okay, so why am I, a person long-known for championing gay rights, coming down on criticizing this poor sexually-confused pathetically-closeted fat-assed windbag for being gay?

After all, as the Seinfeld TV show had it, "not that there's anything wrong with that"...

Unless you are Rush Limbaugh and you have built an entire -- and disgustingly lucrative -- career working the wingnut side of the aisle, denigrating and demonizing gay people, abominizing gay marriage, and sucking up (damn, there I go again) to the bible-thumping holy rollers of the world (including, dare I say it, Ted Haggard? Hmmm ... but I digress). Then it becomes the height, the very pinnacle, the textbook definition, of rank hypocrisy. Imagine what is going to happen when (or IF -- we're still dealing with the CPM* here) this story goes mainstream and his poor duped dittohead knuckledragging mouthbreathing white-guy-victim listeners find out the truth about him. If you'll recall, it almost came out back in 2006, when he was arrested for possession of Viagra after a "boys only" trip to the Dominican Republic (the western hemisphere spot notorious as a magnet for child-sex tourism).

It's kind of sad ... in a bent, twisted worm-caught-on-a-hot-sidewalk kind of way.

Okay, not really, but if he hadn't been such an arrogant fucking obnoxious lying liberal-hating asshole all these years -- and continues to be one -- then I might actually feel a little sorry for the guy.

Yeah, probably not. After all, he'd still be Rush Limbaugh.

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* CPM = Capitalist Pig Media


Anonymous said...

Nooooo. No, sir! No, Ma'am! No. way! We don't want him.

We have enough troubles dealing with the likes of Ted Haggard, Jermaine Jakes and other idiots.

Besides, he'd stink up the joint. You just know he has a wiff of unwashed crotch (expalins the cyst)mixed with a touch of hillbilly heroin.


nunya said...

Hon, a lot of your linked pages are coming up 404 page not found.

the NNDB page says Limbaugh is full of shit, though

Farnsworth68 said...

Thanks, TLB. And thanks also to constant reader Nunya -- here's a "live link" to that website you cited.
I'll check out the bad links. It's been a while since I validated.
--The F Man

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh! I'm so frickin' enraged that there is even a single citizen of this country who will bow down to this creature, and now, within the last couple hours a quiet meme has started about the 2012 Presidency for this fool. And you ask, why does this bother you? Well, unfortunately the vast, vast majority of adults that I have to deal with on a daily basis worship every breath this thing utters, worst thing being is they vote!
I'm becoming increasingly paranoid about the next election and I haven't been able to fully relish and enjoy this one. Ahhhhh!

Farnsworth, just want to let you know that the RSS and Atom feeds aren't resolving correctly for those of us (me) who use feedreaders.

Happy to have found you and will be visiting regularly, sorry about the rant.

Farnsworth68 said...

Thanks LC, and welcome to my growing fan base. I now have literally dozens of readers...
I'll take a look at that rss feed and see if I can figure out what's gone wrong.
--The F Man

Anonymous said...

The Republican party tends to lean in the authoritarian direction. Maslow said that authoritarian personalities tend to have more psychological issues. He also stated the healthiest tended to be democrats. So don't let the fat entertainer bother you; he got issues.....

Farnsworth68 said...

Thanks, anon. I love that the healthiest mentally tend to be democrats. Of course there are those who would put me somewhere near the "Not mentally healthy" part of the scale.
She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed, for example, springs to mind...
--The F Man