So it turns out that being retired isn't as lucrative as I thought it was going to be, what with all of those pesky laws concerning the importation and distribution of rare South American herbs...
Just kidding. But I actually have started a business. I call it Privacy Guaranteed Data Recovery. Check it out. As the name implies, I extract data from your fried hard drive and guarantee personal privacy in returning it to you... Trade secrets, company plans, compromising emails or embarrassing photos -- no one will see them except you.
I decided to put to good use all that knowledge that I absorbed over my working life as a so-called Information Technology Specialist with the state of Washington.
Besides, it ought to keep me off the streets, out of the pool halls, and put some beer money in my pocket. Not to mention keeping She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed in new shoes...
So if you know anyone with a fried hard drive and some ... compromising ... information on it that they don't want anyone else to see, do them -- and me -- a favor and send them my way.
Thanks.
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