Dropping the F-Bomb: Bye-bye Johnny

Jesus, what the fuck is it with these family-values Rethugs? First Darth Cheney unloads a big "fuck you" on Pat Leahy on the floor of the Senate, and now John "I'm-Not-Really-a-Madman-I-Just-Play-One-on-TV" McCain tells fellow senator -- and fellow Rethug -- John Cornyn "fuck you".

Poor John McCain. I could almost weep a small tear for the fucker, if I thought he deserved it. Mister Straight Talk has turned into Mister Dirty Talk, and it's painful watching him demolish his political career like this.

Live and direct, only on Pay-per-View, the self-immolation of John McCain. See it now.

So goodbye, Johnny. You are a pathetic shell of that swaggering jet pilot POW who came home from years of torture and built a political career on it. I used to have a modicum of respect for you, back in 2000 when you appeared to be the last best hope for keeping the nation out of the grasp of the BFEE.

But when you rolled over and took it in the ass from Der Monkey Fuehrer, after what Karl Rove and the Bush Crime Family evil minions had done to you in the 2000 primaries, I lost all respect for you.

And you only made it worse when you started pandering to the Jerry Falwells on the religious right, in an ignoble flip-flopping humiliation to somehow try to pry loose some of that Xian cash. Like you actually could.

Now you're just an embarrassment. Get off the stage before they bring in the vaudeville hook and drag you off.

Oh, and Johnny: Try going to the VA to get some PTSD counseling, and while you're at it, take an anger management class.

You've got some serious problems, dude.