WTF???!!! RUFKM???!!!

Jesus, what is it with Republicans anyway? And why is straight news sounding more and more like stuff from The Onion?

What with the two dickhead Arkansas Republicans saying slavery was all right with Jesus so it's all right with them, and those damn ungrateful uppity Negroes received a "blessing in disguise" when they were transported against their will across the ocean and put to work on plantations, today I learn that the mistress (yes he was still married at the time--gotta love those Rethug family values!) of a Tea Party anti-choice pro-birth congressman -- who is a fucking doctor! -- from Tennessee wasn't pregnant when he told her to get an abortion!

<scoobydoo>Hnnyyyunnnhhh????</scoobydo>

So I guess it's okay to support abortion, just so long as the woman isn't actually pregnant? Couple that with the fact that no less an authority than Todd Legitimate-Rape Akin has claimed that women who are not actually pregnant also get abortions.

Fuck. When I run into this shit it makes my head want to explode. The only thing stopping it is that it knows that the rest of the body will have to clean up the mess...