I Pledge Allegiance to the ... Penis?

It wasn't enough that Prezdint Codpiece strutted across that carrier deck with a rolled-up gym sock in his flight suit.

Now he's been caught on film during a flag pledge with his hand over what can charitably -- and ambitiously -- described as a different bodily organ.

Jesus, what is that fucker's monthly laundry bill for those sweat socks, anyway?

[Thanks to Newshounds for the picture]