Even though we are not leaving for France until next week, it's hot, I'm tired, we have a ton of packing -- and repacking -- to do to get ready...
As much as I'd like to rant and rave about some of the meatier items in the news (Grampaw "I'm not a maverick" McCain running off the rails; the mosque-that-isn't-a-mosque-at-ground-zero-that-isn't-ground-zero , etc. etc. etc.) I'm laying myself off until October.
Since I've already been unemployed for 99 weeks, there won't be any unemployment insurance (aka "rocking chair" aka "welfare queen" aka "lazy-ass-motherfuckers-who-don't-want-to-work ") money coming in...
Instead, since I am going to Paris for ten days (followed by 19 days of fairly aimless driving around France in a tiny rental car) with She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed, there will undoubtedly be a net outgo of beaucoup bucks from the coffers of The House of Farnsworth...
"Chanel!" she says. "Haut couture!" she purrs. "Haut cuisine," she murmurs, licking her lips lasciviously...
Okay, I think I know that last one: "Hot food". Okay I can handle that. A quick infusion of a burger and fries from the American Grill in Paris. Yeah.
Followed, of course, by a visit to the beach. I already have my chiropractor on retainer to fly to the Riviera and adjust my neck, should I throw it out from excess swiveling...
And, since even the bottom of the caves at Lascaux has Internet access, I won't be that far away in case something tweaks me to the degree that I have to issue a diatribe...
But don't count on it. See you in October.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Even though we are not leaving for France until next week, it's hot, I'm tired, we have a ton of packing -- and repacking -- to do to get ready...
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 4:21 PM
Monday, August 23, 2010
You know, I'm getting pretty tired of all these liberals sucking up to the Muslims in this country, saying that their religion is one of peace and brotherhood and all that crap, when everyone knows that Islam is a religion of death and destruction and infanticide and abortion.
Just consider these concepts from their "holy book":
- "Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every women that hath known man by lying with him.” In other words: women that might be pregnant, which clearly is abortion for the fetus.
- Allah promises to dash to pieces the infants of S___ and the “their women with child shall be ripped up”. Once again Allah kills the unborn, including their pregnant mothers.
- Allah allows the pregnant women of T____ to be “ripped open”.
- Allah commands the death of helpless "suckling" infants. This literally means that the children Allah killed were still nursing.
- Allah commands that infants should be “dashed upon the rocks”.
- “For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.”
- Allah gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old. He even causes women to eat their children.
Well, I've got a little surprise for you. Go back in that paragraph and substitute "God" for "Allah", and then see this page on the Internets that will give you chapter and verse from the Christian Bible, the so-called Word of God, for each and every one of these quotes.
Yeah, the Muslim world has absolutely nothing to fear from the peace and love and freedom-
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Okay, students. Time to make your own tinfoil hat and settle back to wait for Armageddon:
If I recall correctly, Numerology is one of the "lost science" ideas of the Dark Ages (so called for a reason...), especially so since the advent of easily-available computer time (fellow geeks, do you remember the 70s?).
With a modern computer (I'm talking basic desktop now, not a Cray supercomputer), any hacker geek worth the title can come up with a combination of numbers based on the numerological "sciences" that will ultimately, with enough pushing, come down to...
OMFG, it's the Number of the Beast!!!!!! Henry Kissinger? The Beast. Pepsi Cola? The Beast.
My favorite was, of course, Ronald Wilson Reagan. Ronald = six letters; Wilson = six letters; Reagan = six letters! Put 'em together and whattaya got?
The fucking Number of the BEAST, right there in the fucking White House!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeee-owwwwwwwwww! No no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 5:59 PM
Friday, August 20, 2010
I don't quite get how that happens, but no less an authority than Franklin Graham (no doubt still smarting from his exclusion from the Pentagon party) claims that Barack Obama was "born a Muslim" and that Muslimness (Muslimosity?) somehow is in the DNA of the father and if that "tainted seed" gets implanted in fertile Christian soil (i.e., his mother's virgin womb) and any issue from that implantation will be Muslim...
I am not making this up. See it here.
[Note to Franklin G: I think you would profit greatly from auditing a basic class in biology at your local community college.]
Fuck sake, no wonder so many of the Moron-American voting bloc think Obama's Muslim...
Not that any of that should fucking matter to begin with. It's really nobody's business what religion a leader professes to follow -- just as long, of course, as that religion doesn't have a god who is nudging him to push The Button (are you listening, Pat Robertson?).
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 4:37 PM
Here's senate minority "leader" John Boehner, wiggling like a frog caught on a spike, in front of David Gregory last weekend on Meet the Press:
Can't the Rethugs find a single spokesperson that can have that "conversation" that Boner is talking about? Especially when he can't (won't) give a straight answer to a pretty simple question.
Just answer the fucking question, Boner!
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 4:11 PM
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The primary election in Washington State was held on Tuesday of this week, but I had to wait until late yesterday to get the results of the most local of races, that for Precinct Committee Officer.
You may recall that I decided to run for the office this year, only to find that I had competition for a race that is usually a slam-dunk since most candidates run unopposed.
But with some adroit footwork and some campaign schmoozing, I was able to win the race by a 60-40 percent landslide.
Now the real work begins, getting out the Democratic vote for the general election in November. This will be somewhat complicated for me since I will be out of the country the whole month of September.
But thanks to a little idea that I like to call "The Internets", nowhere is truly out of reach these days. Not even France...
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 1:34 PM
Sunday, August 15, 2010
I did manage to take some time out of my busy politickin' to attend a "listener forum" thrown by KPTK 1090 AM, the Seattle liberal talk radio station.
Here I am with some of the most talented -- and funniest -- liberal talk radio hosts: L to R, Norman Goldman, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller, me, and Ron Reagan.
I had already met Randi and Thom on the Air America cruise in 2008, but it was great to see them again, and really terrific to meet the others. And this was pretty much an informal chat session, where they all got to kind of let their hair down, and man-oh-man was that gang funny! They had us rolling in the aisles. Well, actually, rolling on the ice, since it was held in the hockey and ice-show center. Fortunately they had covered up the ice so geezers like me wouldn't slip on it.
Note that Thom Hartmann and Stephanie Miller seem kind of hors de combat, what with the leg cast and the arm sling. I asked them if they got mugged when they got off the plane, but they assured me that it was due to totally separate issues.
Coincidentally, this was the day after Stephanie "came out" on her radio show, and I told her that she had managed in about five seconds to break the hearts of literally millions of men in this country.
She's a good sport, of course, and laughed at the comment. At least I think she was laughing at the comment, and not at me...
Randi made what I thought was one of the pithest and most memorable comments of the evening: "When someone tells you that not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims, shoot back that not all White Christians are KKK, but all KKK are White Christians."
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 10:57 PM
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
This is the last week before Washington's primary election, so I am going to busy politicking all week long. Posts, if any, will be few and far between.
Being active politically takes up a LOT of time...
Posted by Farnsworth68 at 12:25 PM
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Jeez, I swear I never saw this coming.
Turns out that the whole thing would make for a great redneck country song -- or a "reality" tv show.
First the teenagers Levi and Bristol were "in love" and, inexplicably, without even the most readily available form of contraception on the planet (I mean really, you can't go into the bathroom in any bar without seeing The Machine) when their horny teenage reproductive genes kicked into high gear and they started grappling like wolverines in heat.
So she gets pregnant, and Boy Teenager suddenly finds himself trapped in the national spotlight when Granny Mooselini got herself, again inexplicably, on the ticket for VP. So it was almost a shotgun wedding, and then he made a zillion bucks on the quasi-celebrity circuit trash-talkin' Granny, and then it turned out the shotgun wasn't loaded and he dodged the whole trailer-trash-redneck-marriage thing.
But wait! There's more: Our boy Levi it turns out was off on a "hunting trip" (jeez, couldn't he come up with something original? That's such a fucking cliché!) when he was really hunting pussy and porking some California jailbait, who is now the mommy of Baby #2.
I swear to god you can't make this shit up. Now CBS is in negotiations with the Palin family to bring their weekly "reality show" to television this fall.
Need I remind everyone that these are national-spotlight representatives of the Party of Family Values? No, I didn't think so...
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
One of my favorite aphorisms is that good people will pretty much always do good; it takes religion to really fuck things up.
Think about this the next time one of those crazy-assed Fundos starts yapping about this country being founded on and based on "Judeo-Christian" morality, blah blah blah.
One of my favorite blogs, Defaithed posits a very simple question for those True Believers in the morality dictated by the One True God:
How do we get "morality" from a God who orders his followers again and again to execute people for things we don't even consider crimes (homosexuality, adultery, disrespect to parents, etc.); to slaughter cities full of people including women, children, and infants (except for virgin girls, who are to be saved for rape); to keep slaves; etc. etc.? How can the believers claim "Biblical morality", when they themselves knowingly refuse to follow such commandments?He's right. These are not merely academic debating points, not just the innocuous topics of college dorm bullshit sessions. The Xian god, time after time, ordered the wholesale slaughter of the innocents, the total genocidal obliteration of whole peoples, and his followers actually did it! Willingly and blindly.
I think the common response will be, "Well, that was the Old Testament; it was appropriate for those people then, but doesn't apply to us. Jesus changed all that... (yadda yadda)". In your experience, is that the usual response?
If so, here's what I'd love to ask in reply:
We may not be living under Old Testament law, but let's say we were. If you were one of the "chosen people" back in Old Testament days, and God commanded you to butcher the women and children of the neighboring city, and rape the tribe's virgins, and burn alive the priests of another god, and slit your firstborn's throat as a test of faith.... would you do those things?
It's not a purely imagined question. A challenge like "Would you start nuclear war if God told you to?" could be brushed off as unrealistic: "God would never ask such a thing". But not the above atrocities; according to the believers, God did demand those very things! And with his ways all mysterious and unknowable, he could surprise us all and demand them again - maybe even tomorrow. Either way, I ask the believers: Would you do it?
I'm really curious as to how they'd respond, as any answer is a loser. To say "No, I wouldn't do it" is to utterly reject "Biblical morality"; it's to admit that God's commandments are themselves immoral. Whereas to say "Yes, I'd do it" is to reveal one's self as a despicable monster with no claim to any morality whatsoever. (Meanwhile, the atheist easily stands on moral bedrock with a reply of "God or no God, of course I'd never do it!".)
Remember when Pat Robertson made his abortive run at the presidency a number of years back? He actually said something to the effect that if god willed that he win the office, he would, if god ordered it, push the nuclear button and bring on Armageddon.
And that in itself is one of the biggest, strongest and most persuasive arguments I can think of for ensuring that we maintain the total separation of church and state in this country.
Monday, August 02, 2010
All politics is local. And in Washington State you can't get any more local than Precinct Committee Officer for one of the major political parties.
Which is why in early June I fearlessly nominated myself for election to the prestigious office of Democratic Party Precinct Committee Officer for the precinct in which I live.
The primary ballots were mailed out last week, but because I was gone for most of the weekend, I didn't get a chance to see my name on a ballot until today.
But, when I went to the mailbox and found the official envelope from the county auditor, ripped it open and saw my name as a candidate for office, I did cartwheels all the way back to the house.
Well, okay, not really. After all, I am a disabled veteran on Social Security and Medicare... But nevertheless, there was something ... empowering ... seeing my name on the same ballot with such political superstars as mom-in-tennis-shoes US Senator Patty Murray.
But all of the news is not good. There are several hundred precincts in my county, and all but two of them have either no candidates for PCO, or else no opposition for the declared candidates.
Mine, unfortunately, is one of the two. I have an opponent in the race for Democratic Party Precinct Committee Officer.
Which means what I originally thought would be a slam-dunk election now has turned into a horse race.
But that's fine, and that's what democracy is all about. I managed to finagle the list of voters in my precinct from my local Democratic Party and went through it line by line. All of the voters who were listed as "strong Democrats" and who had voted in each of the last three primary and general elections (yes, they do know this about you...) received from me a personal appeal in the form of a postcard (no letters in envelopes -- they are too easy to toss away unopened) listing my qualifications and past record as a party stalwart:
- Lifelong Democrat, strongly dedicated to the enduring values of the Democratic Party, including Equal Rights for everyone
- County Resident 25 Yrs, 18 yrs in this precinct
- 30-year Member of AFSCME; retired state employee
- 2004 Washington State Veterans for Kerry Steering Committee member
- Delegate to County Democratic Conventions 2004, 2006, 2008, 2010
- Delegate to Washington State Democratic Conventions 2008, 2010; pledged Barack Obama delegate 2008
- Disabled Vietnam veteran*
[* Details slightly edited to maintain my quasi-anonymity... It's easy enough for smart people -- i.e., liberals, to figure out who I really am, but the knuckledraggers just don't seem to have a clue...must be due to that commie-socialist public education that liberals got, as opposed to the home-schoolin' with which a lot of the opposition seems to have been burdened.]